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Man United fans, to the tune of Lord Of The Dance - "Kaka,Jordans Shoes, wherever you may be, Have you heard of Man City? Don't go there, It'll end in tears. They've not won a trophy in 30 years."
Fulham fans to Chelsea after their controversial Euro exit - "Chelsea,Jordans For Sale, whoever you may be/You've been done by a Conspiracy/Barca drew, so they go through/To a final wanted by Platini."
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Man United fans taunting Rafa Benitez after winning the title - "Champions/And that's a fact"
Brentford fans after floodlight failure at Dagenham - "We can't see you sneaking out" and "Quid for the meter/You need a quid for the meter."
Man United fans to Fulham's Bobby Zamora - "When the ball hits your head/And you're sat in Row Z/That's Zamora!"
Well done to the big-hearted folk at Ryanair, who have announced a special £199 service between Liverpool and Porto for Manchester United supporters heading to the Champions League quarter-final in a fortnight.
Says a breathless press release: "Ryanair has been working with Liverpool Airport to ensure that Man U fans can fly direct to Porto for this crunch match. We're delighted to have secured slots to allow Fergie's fans to travel - from Liverpool - to follow Ronaldo, Rooney and the rest of the team as they bid for Euro glory."
Under the circumstances it seems churlish to point out that the normal cost of a Ryanair flight between Liverpool and Porto is £6.49.
In the States (where else?) minor league baseball team West Michigan Whitecaps has launched this monstrosity, the Fifth Third Burger. It boasts 4889 calories and a whopping 229 grams of fat, that's 460 per cent of your daily recommended allowance.
Pies, chips and stodgy soup are all regulars at football grounds this side of the pond, and we've all had a dodgy half-time burger from time to time, but what's the worst footie fodder to have passed you lips?
Tell us your horror stories below, and if anyone can recommended any quality football ground food,Jordan Breds 11, tell us that too.
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